Sunday, February 26, 2012

SHE RATCHETTT!!




Most people don't know what this "Ratchet" means. Well I'm here to tell you this phrase refers to a female who is just a mess. Whether it be that she walks around with no shoes on or that she's dark chocolate and she has the nerve to wear a blonde lace front! Our generation has made this a deragatory term but to be honest some girls need to be called that!

I don't belive in teasing people , because you never know what someone can afford. Unfortunately some girls go in public looking like "who did it?". These girls that are called ratchett think they are so cute but that only because they have no sense of style what so ever.
So alot of people want to know what makes a female ratchett and alot of girls want to know if they are ratchett themselves well here is a checklist to know if you would be classified as ratchett or not :

1. if you wore a lace front after 2010.
2.if you wear a silk night cap to school.
3.if you walk further than your porch with no shoes on.
4.if you brag about how much your tattoo cost.
5. if you brag about getting foodstamps.
6.if you were spandex tights and you weigh more than 190 pounds.
7.if you rip up your shirts and wear them in public.
8.if you take off your shoes and walk around.
9. if you were clothes that are two sizes too small
10. if your name has an apostrophe after the first two letters of your name.


Review this list and if you fall into ANY of these categories you are RATCHETT.

Oh. Before I go remember not only girls can be ratchett boys can be too. But thats too much info for one post. Watch out for my next post "HE RATCHETT". Until then stay civilized!